• Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard
  • Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard
  • Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard
  • Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard
  • Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard

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Scramble Strong Beard Rashguard

$59.95

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Beards. There’s no getting around them. They’re pretty much the most manly thing you can have, if you’re a man. Come to think of it it’s the most manly thing you can have if you’re a woman, too. They are big and hair and powerful and make you look at least 20,0005.3a% more manly and they also allow you to lift much heavier weights and do two armbars at the same time. Possibly even a toe hold too, although toe holds are slightly less manly than armbars. Beards also add 25% choke resistance – most people will be grossed out by the thick, slightly pungent facial hairs getting tangled up in their girlish nails as they try (feebly) to choke you (as if).

  • Polyester / cotton blend of ultimate superiority – no pilling, great at keeping their shape

Beards. There’s no getting around them. They’re pretty much the most manly thing you can have, if you’re a man. Come to think of it it’s the most manly thing you can have if you’re a woman, too. They are big and hair and powerful and make you look at least 20,0005.3a% more manly and they also allow you to lift much heavier weights and do two armbars at the same time. Possibly even a toe hold too, although toe holds are slightly less manly than armbars. Beards also add 25% choke resistance – most people will be grossed out by the thick, slightly pungent facial hairs getting tangled up in their girlish nails as they try (feebly) to choke you (as if).

  • Polyester / cotton blend of ultimate superiority – no pilling, great at keeping their shape

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